Time Pass Mani Jokes -1

Mani went to court

JUDGE:

"Order ! Order !"

Mani:

"1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"

JUDGE:

"Shut Up !"

Mani:"No,No..7-Up!

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Nithya owned a factory.

He issued orders that only married

men would be employed.

Dhanalakshmi asks: Why this ?

Nithya reply:

Because married men are more obedient.

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In an African Safari, A LION suddenly bounced on Mani's wife.

WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him!
Mani-Yes Yes. I'm changing d battery of my camera..

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Mani: Look a thief has entered our kitchen

and he is eating the cake I made.

Palaniappan: Whom should I call now,

Police or Ambulance?

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Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions

Teacher-If

1000 Kgs= Ton.

Then

For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?

Jayaraj-

Ton!Ton!Ton!

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Rajapandi-What Is Difference

Between COFFEE Shop & WINE Shop?

Mani-COFFEE Shop Is The

Starting Point Of LOVE & WINE Shop Is Last Point Of LOVE

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Tamilan